Drunk Horseback Riding!

| January 17th, 2011 | No comments


The Montana Department of Transportation released a commercial showing a man being picked up at a bar by a horse. The intent is to remind drinkers to not drink and drive and instead, have a friend pick them up.
But what do alcoholics really want to know? “Is that legal?”
After several calls had been made to the police station, they released a statement stating that yes, it technically is legal to ride a horse drunk since it is not a motorized vehicle as the law describes.
I think there’s a business opportunity here. I’m gonna open a bar on a ranch that will charge people to ride the animals drunk. Or I could outright start selling horses by encouraging people of their benefits, primarily the legal ability to take yourself home after a night at the bar!