“Now there’s Adderall to perk up, Xanax to calm down and Prozac to feel normal. In my day we drank beer for all three.”
– George Takei
I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Benjamin Franklin
side note – He didn’t actually say this exact quote. From what I remember, he was talking about wine, and it was worded quite a bit differently.
Work is the curse of the drinking class
Oscar Wilde